Caleb… you little rascal

So it’s probably done its way through the email circulations aready but when I received it… I laughed out loud, during office hours – which takes some energy.

We all need a friend like Caleb…

Mildly Sleazy Uses of Facebook

This is hilarious because you know that more than 50% of guys think like this…

Status Updates PSA

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I’m sure it’s safe to assume we all know & utilize the free-access social networking site Facebook. You know, the premium version of My Space. The place where you get to see who’s scoring who, how the guest list is looking for the Met this Saturday (I’ll see you beautiful people there), who vomited and tripped down the stairs last weekend at Tiger, and of course – who’s feeling sad and lonely today. That’s right, I’m talking about the Status Update facility.

This is the one thing that I really feel a lot of my fellow Facebookers abuse to no end. In fact, so much so that I actually want to remove them as my friend. I’m not talking about the ones that update it every hour (or sometimes every few minutes). Apart from the fact that they clearly do this for a living because they can’t possibly have jobs or study with the amount of time they consume editing their Facebook status, it’s also very unnecessary. We all have these friends – the ones that might say things like:

“Bob is writing his essay” 13h24

“Bob has just finished his essay!” 13h52 (Okay Bob)

“Bob has just handed in his essay! Whoop whoop!” 14h25 (BOB! Seriously. That’s enough. I won’t even start on the ‘whoop whoop’).

The people I’m talking about are the ones that update their status with their ‘emotional’ state of mind…

Taking one day at a time…

C-Dawg is my daily G-Talk adversary… If one of us is having a crappy day, we like to make sure the other is too.

C-Dawg: Is it possible that my life has hit rock bottom when I stare at G-talk, just hoping for anybody to email me something… I fear we may have covered this ground b4

Me: Yes, but I think it was me having this breakdown to you. Im glad the coin has flipped. Welcome

C-Dawg: it’s depressing. I just sit & stare at the damn thing, wait for that email number to clock over

but it never does

or it does, but it’s some BS advertising or subscription

Me: I know….or some Superwall post from facebook that you’re never going to check anyway

C-Dawg: well, luckily I don’t have the facebook problem, but I hear ya.

Man, my life feels pretty empty right about now

i need a biscuit or something to cheer me up

Me: i just had a hot cross bun

little bit of butter on it…it was the high-light of my day

C-Dawg: now that wld be exciting

Me: it was….although im still hungry and all I have left is an apple

C-Dawg: well, i just wanted to moan about email

C-Dawg: i’m gonna get back to staring at that little icon

chat soon no doubt

Me: laters