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Cheat Sheet

Posted by Carl Schutte on March 24, 2009

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For those that don’t read FMyLife, I just had to share this. Even if this is made up, it’s still hilarious!

Today, I decided to have sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pockets. Turns out, he had written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML

I guess some people need all the help they can get…

Unless he was attempting a move with a high difficulty factor, but then he’s an idiot anyway; who would willingly set themselves up for that kind of failure?!


2 Responses to “Cheat Sheet”

  1. Skaaptjop said

    Some of us _never_ fail in that department, regardless of difficulty.

  2. C-Dawg said

    It reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld where George writes down the steps of Jerry’s move on his hand.

    It also reminds me of how Jerry was convinced that nobody ever faked with him, only to find out that Elaine faked all the time.

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