The Lank Tank

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The hypothetical: Jack vs Jason

Posted by lanktank on April 29, 2009

If Jack Bauer and Jason Bourne got into a fight, who would win and why?

LT: I’m going with Jack – don’t get me wrong Jason Bourne knows how to whip some ass but Jack is old school and I’ve also watched more episodes of 24. I’ve sat through every single season and watched as Jack lost his wife, got disowned by his daughter, let’s not forget the Chinese kidnapping and anyone else remember the heroine addiction fiasco? I’m emotionally invested. Jason only had the trilogy. I mean, they were awesome, but I have to go on commitment here and on that, Jack wins.

C-Dawg: Jason Bourne will win, but Jack Bauer might make him cry a little. While women constantly try to get involved with Jason, he knows there’s no place for them in his life – they’re just a liability. Jack, on the other hand, has loved ones, and loved ones can be used as bargaining chips. Jason has nothing to lose, besides, this time it’s personal…

Kappie: First things first: What are Jason and Jack fighting about? A girl? The last piece of bacon at breakfast? A map to Osama’s lair to stop him once and for all? Also, Jack would have a team of experts with him that could lend a hand, whereas Jason works alone and would have no support. Jason would probably be more well trained in fighting and weaponry though and could probably finish a fight in less than 24 hours.

It really comes down to whoever gets the first punch in because one punch could start and end the fight… just depends on how much either of them love bacon.

GND: Jason Bourne is hotter. Jason Bourne wins.

Dmeister: I’m going to have to go with Jason Bourne. Firstly Jack Bauer’s got the whole emotional issue, he’s daughter doesn’t speak to him, his wife’s dead and he used to be drug addict. On top of that he’s been tortured and beaten more times than anyone can remember (That’s got to affect your reflexes). Jason Bourne on the other hand doesn’t get beaten, he does the beating. He doesn’t have any real attachments except maybe just one lucky lady and on top of that he’s doesn’t have a past that’s going to haunt him emotionally seeing that he can’t remember anything.

But saying that Jason doesn’t want to kill anymore and Jack pretty much kills everyone even people he likes. So Jason wins the hand to hand, but if it comes down to killing Jack’s the man.
FirstChild: This is difficult. My feeling is that Jason is smarter, and will outwit jack. That said, is this a season where Jack has the help of Chloe and Tony Almeida? Then I would favour Jack.

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