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Archive for May 13th, 2009

I’d tap that – Amanda Bynes

Posted by lanktank on May 13, 2009

This blog entry was brought to you by Kappie

Calm down LT! I’m here. Back from the sunny skys of Brazil, where the cocktails were flowin- OK, on to more pressing matters:

She’s young, she acts pretty dumb and I want to make her…er…oh, look! A daisy growing in the garden. Who would of thunk it?

Anyway, introducing Amanda Bynes. Contrary to popular belief she is not the young teenager she once was in “The Amanda Show”. No, sir. She is now at a ripe age of 23. This brunette/blonde has held a soft spot in me for years now and although her movies sometimes bite the big one, she gets three thumbs up from me.


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Where did everybody go?

Posted by lanktank on May 13, 2009

Well, I’ve got nothing for you today.

It’s sad, lame and really not your fault either. It’s me… well it’s not me, it’s my “friends…”

GND is in another country and I have not heard a peep since she left. For all I know her visa could have been denied and she’s now stuck on a boat with sheep and geese and on her way to the Colombian border.

DMeister and I are currently not speaking. Something about having cake and eating it too.

FirstChild claims he’s in the middle of exams and apparently they’re “the really important ones.” Uh, ya, over the last 10 years, which have been the non-important ones, because I can’t seem to recall?

C-Dawg is in hiding… something to do with winter blues or women, or blue women. I can’t remember.

And where is Kappie? Kappie! Where are you? AWOL. And I swear to God, if you say Brazil with Marisa Miller, I’ll decapitate your telephone wire nose. I swear to God.

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