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I’d tap that – Natalie Portman

Posted by Laurence on June 4, 2009

This is a FirstChild pick

It’s time for everyone’s favourite segment – coarse as it is. Who is the (un)lucky lady this week? None other than Harvard graduate, Time magazine contributor and mother of Luke Skywalker; Natalie Portman.  She’s beautiful, intelligent, has a social conscience and she can rap (well, sort of). I certainly would, wouldn’t you.

sleepy from all that studying at Harvard

sleepy from all that studying at Harvard

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One Response to “I’d tap that – Natalie Portman”

  1. Kappie said

    Well done FirstChild. You’ve managed to make a hottie like Natalie Portman look like Gollum’s sickly, dying sister.

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