The Lank Tank

Why so serious?

10 things thought of when drunk:

Posted by lanktank on June 8, 2009

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  1. I’m a great singer.
  2. That person is definitely into me.
  3. Of course I can jump that fence.
  4. I don’t believe that fence is electrified….bzzzzzz
  5. One more drink won’t hurt.
  6. Everything I think of makes complete sense; I wonder why I never thought of it this way before?
  7. You don’t mind if I just lay my head here for a short while do you?
  8. I know! I’ll send my ex an SMS.
  9. Same time tomorrow night? Hell yeah!
  10. That make-up would look good on me.

So… maybe you haven’t thought or done all of them… but you will… one day.

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