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Archive for July 8th, 2009

June polls are up

Posted by lanktank on July 8, 2009

And the voting begins again…

So go to the Take Your Pick page to cast your vote and let’s see who will be triumphant for June.

The competition is stiff so it’s game on:

I’d tap that – Will it be the foreign model, the “genie in a bottle” singer, perhaps the Italian soccer show presenter or will it be JT’s girlfriend?

Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – It’s between the guy that made Felicity good, the South American, “I don’t go mainstream” actor, the Swedish footballer with the big, eh-hem ,tattoo or the once teen heartthrob from the O.C?

You decide.

There can be, only one.

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That’s Gold! Apples and Allergies

Posted by lanktank on July 8, 2009

It’s that time again for the worse material… ever

So what’s the deal with apples? I thought one a day was meant to keep the doctor away? But I eat apples every day and had to go see my GP last week because of my allergies. What’s that about? I think the saying should be adapted to, “An apple a day keeps the doctor away as long as you’re not allergic to pollen, dust mites and ginger cats. Also if you have one of those terminal illnesses like Aids.” Hey? I’d like to see an apple cure skin cancer – Doubtful. That’s the reality.

And speaking of apples, how lame is the name “Granny Smith Apple?” I wonder why they named it that. Maybe Graeme Smith’s great great great granny invented it. Huh?

Speaking of allergies (from earlier before), how bad is this weather we’re having? Any colder and I’m going to turn into a snowman…sorry snow-woman. And when my nose turns into an icicle and breaks off you can just replace it with a carrot. Wouldn’t that be a site? A blonde snow-woman with a carrot for a nose; it’s gonna be hard for me to get a date…unless I’m into rabbits! (Because rabbits like carrots)

There’s more where this came from…

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