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Some Favourite Party Tricks

Posted by lanktank on July 9, 2009

A blog entry by Kappie

Everybody knows that in order to have a really good party there needs to be booze first of all and of course, the opposite sex. Dancing is a good addition to have any excuse to get closer to the opposite sex, but I prefer a good old wholesome game of Twister… Naked Twister!

Now, there are lots of different ‘roles’ you can play at parties. You could be the centre of attention, which leaves less time to get up to mischief seeing as people are more likely to notice you’re missing and likely to look for you. You could be the quiet person in the corner who observes and might take the odd photo to use as leverage on whoever doing whatever. You may find yourself being the person who never leaves the drinks table or bar and probably ends up tilting it over after your 8th tequila shot.

Whoever your character is at parties, I’ll bet you have some tricks up your sleeve that only come out at parties. I’d like to share some of mine and hear some of yours.

If you’re going to a party where nobody knows you and has no idea of how you got invited in the first place, using a different name should be top of your list. This way, once you’ve managed to some how light the couch on fire, your real name won’t be tarnished.

You’re stuck at a party where there’s no ‘punch’ in the punch – a hip flask filled with your favourite whiskey should console you.

Tripping the lights is always a good way to cause some midnight chaos and even grab a quick kiss from the good looking person next to you. This may call for a helper who has agreed to trip the lights while you cleverly position yourself.

No matter how tempting that Jacuzzi looks…DO NOT get in. Many a rash has come from an ‘innocent’ little swim. If you want to somehow get involved in the Jacuzzi try throwing a box of washing powder in and see how those bubbles rise to the sky. It’s glorious.

Telling people that you have a rare and prestigious job helps in attracting more attention to yourself too. This may entail some research, but if it’s a really bizarre job you can normally wing it and people won’t question you.

If you have anymore potentially useful tricks that I could use…I mean Lank Tank could write about, feel free to tell us.

3 Responses to “Some Favourite Party Tricks”

  1. Jimbo said

    You forgot about the old “im from out of town”
    always a goodie, and then they dont expect you to call again cause u dont live there.
    Well it worked on Friday remember!

  2. Kappie said

    Oh, right. How could I forget that line.
    High 5 to you young sir!

  3. Jimbo said

    and FYI its not helper
    he is known as a wingman!

    gona try the “im a movie producer” this weekend.

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