It happens
Posted by lanktank on November 23, 2009
You don’t want to be that person but we all have been at some point in our awkward, less than perfect lives…
You know,
– That A-Hole who forgets to turn off their cell phone and it rings during a groom’s wedding speech.
– Having a tickle in your throat and beginning to cough during a small, intimate theatre production.
– Crying during a movie, in the cinema on your first date.
– Being the nose sniffer during a crucial final exam. You can feel the people around you, staring, sighing, wishing an asteroid would land on your face.
– Falling asleep during a work meeting. Not necessarily “full on” sleeping but your eyes are opening and closing at an abnormally slow pace.
– Tripping as you walk into a house party… or a club.
– Talking exceptionally loud at a party because the music is blasting but then it suddenly turns off. You’re still talking at that volume. Here, it never really matters what you’re actually saying, it’s always embarrassing. But usually whatever you are saying… is embarrassing.
– Eating something and it’s so hot you have to spit it out. Only to look around and realise you’re in company.
I suppose we can take comfort to know that we’re not alone. It happens to everybody… unless it doesn’t and it’s just me! Oh no! Oh no! Don’t say it to be true!
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