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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Brandon Flowers

Posted by lanktank on December 18, 2009

A Luwie pick…

So, keeping it contemporary and I was honoured enough to be within 20m of this hottie on 4 December 2009. He is good-looking enough to be in a boy band but on the brightside, he rocks it with the Killers. Every woman at the Coca-Cola Dome and at the Val De Vie Estate, whether partnered or single, would’ve gone home with him had he asked. In fact, ask any woman, they would not mind being de-flowered by him. They’re only human after all. So why all the hot fuss? Well, my choice this week for GIWKOOB is the Killers front-man, Brandon Flowers…

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Guy I wouldn’t kick outta bed – Hugh Jackman

Posted by lanktank on November 25, 2009

A Luwie pick

Right, so LT has raised the stakes somewhat with her choice of Gavin… not bad, LT, not bad. So it’s time to haul out the big guns and speaking of big guns, my choice this week is Hugh Jackman. He is Wolverine. And for some reason, we all think Wolverine is not only the most awesome of the X-Men, but also the hottest of all the super-hero characters out there.

People Magazine voted him the sexiest man alive in 2008 and I’m not going to argue with People… they’re always accurate. His only drawback is that he is Australian but then no-one’s perfect…

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Guy I wouldn’t kick outta bed – Gavin Rossdale

Posted by lanktank on November 19, 2009

I really wanted to do a musician… um, for my GIWKOB post… and thought; “Hey, this will be easy…” but when I started searching it turned out: Uh, it wasn’t so easy.

The thing is, most musicians look as sexy as hell when they’re up on stage, singing, jamming, playing guitar with sweat dripping off them… in that hot, “I really want you” kind of way.

But when you’re looking for a photograph of them… it turns out, a lot of them aren’t the sex symbols you see when you’re at the concert…. a couple 100 metres away.

Shallow? Yes. Fickle? Of course. But this is a competition and all I have is a picture to work with.

Anyway, not wanting to deviate from my “theme” I suddenly remembered: Gavin Rossdale. This British hottie, married to Gwen Stefani and the front man for the band Bush, is a very good pick. Not only is he “rock ‘n roll” and super, rad cool; but he seems like a great husband and father. Everything a girl looks for. Also, he’s not one of those “metrosexuals…” – how would I know you ask? I don’t.

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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Brad Pitt

Posted by lanktank on November 5, 2009

A Luwie pick

So the last few GIWKOOB have left a lot to be desired. We’ve had the lady-boy from Gossip Girl, which I am embarrassed to admit was my choice, and Kiefer who, whilst very cool, would not  be everyone’s definition of hot. So this time I’ve gone for a man whom there is not one person on this planet, has not either wished he was or was sleeping with (for most of us, either option would do).

In Fight Club, he had more muscles in his abdominals than I have in my entire body. In Meet Joe Black, he was party to the coolest death ever. Oceans 11, Snatch, Legends of the Fall, Troy, Seven, Mr and Mrs Smith… you name the movie, he was cool. He is also in QT’s latest offering, Inglorious Basterds… and I am willing to bet my bottom dollar he is cool in that. He has also slept with 2 of the hottest women ever born, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. Right, before I get too excited, I give you my choice for GIWKOOB, Brad Pitt…

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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Kiefer Sutherland

Posted by lanktank on October 28, 2009

I’ve always had a thing for Kiefer Sutherland – I’ve had a crush on him since forever but I suppose it only really turned into true love when I started watching 24.

You don’t get much manlier than Jack Bauer. If I was stuck in a sealed box, covered with explosive artillery, in the middle of God knows where, surrounded by terrorists, guns and barbed wire, but, Jack Bauer was with me, I wouldn’t even stress. In fact, I’d catch a few winks in the box while he talks to Chloe, Re: escape route, and just ask him to; “Wake me up when it’s time to get out of here.”

Although, to be fair, not many of the leading ladies in Jack’s life seem to make it… to the next season… if you know what I mean.

Regardless, the man is hot! And Kiefer seems super cool. Like he used to be in the rodeo and has a cool dad, and gets into fights with people to defend his friends. That kind of stuff.

When I asked my father if he would approve of my and Kiefer’s love – he said; “Kiefer, you can date – Jack Bauer you cannot.”

Fair enough.

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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Ed Westwick

Posted by lanktank on October 22, 2009

A pick by Luwie

So I was shopping around for the Guy I Wouldn’t Kick Out of Bed which led me to asking a woman with exceptional taste in guys (my girlfriend) who she thought was hot. Without hesitation, she said Chuck Bass. Having never watched Gossip Girl myself, I returned a blank stare before she filled me on the character… So Ed Westwick, which is his real name, is my choice this week. Apparently he is quirky good-looking… which is supposedly better than generic good-looking.

Anyway, latest reports in the news suggest he is getting chubby… which is about the only thing I have in common with him. Otherwise I know nothing about this guy…

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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Taylor Lautner

Posted by lanktank on October 9, 2009

This guy’s not getting enough credit I feel. But I don’t live in the States, so what do I know?

I was watching Twilight again the other night as Fakeme had decided to rent it because she’d never seen it before and wanted to be apart of the phenomenon.

We watched it and being the females we are – we were riveted!

Anyway, we decided to check when the next Twilight installment was being released (looks like November) – and stumbled on this very picture below. Look who gets hot in the sequel? That’s right… Jacob Black played by Taylor Lautner. And from an interview I saw, seems like a really, wholesome, sweetie too.

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Shite… I just found out he was born in 1992! Sweet baby Jesus! This could be younger than GND’s Zac Efron fiasco! No matter… I stand by my pick. I do.

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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Daniel Carter

Posted by lanktank on September 18, 2009

A Luwie pick

So sticking with the sports theme and this month I have opted for Daniel Carter… A New Zealand legend in the making. Voted the sexiest male in NZ in 2004 and 2005, he has also been named E! Entertainment’s 11th sexiest male celebrity. Some may worry that I have opted for someone who handles balls so well and has had the odd run-in with hookers but there’s no doubting it, none of us would turn down being Deeeeenyil Caaaaaaartaaaa for a day.

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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Stephen Moyer

Posted by lanktank on September 10, 2009

So it is my new programme of the month – True Blood is like the coolest thing ever! Yes, it’s about vampires but before you roll your eyes and go, not another Twilight wannabee piece of shite…. this is so not that. Take every stereotype you thought you had of vampires and throw it out because True Blood is the exact opposite.

Set in modern times, China has come out with a synthetic drink, called “True Blood” which satisfies all a vampires needs without them having to kill humans. So, vampires are now starting to come out of the, eh-hem coffins, and demand rights just like everyone else… but of course, not every vampire wants it this way…

It’s also rather X-Rated… so we see blood, sex, fangs, murders and it’s pretty awesome.

Anyway, Stephen Moyer, plays Vampire Bill in this show and he is dreamy! I mean, I realise he’s dead and all that, but he’s the gentleman vampire, trying to change the error of his ways and mainstream among regular folk!

If you’ve seen the show, you’d love him too:

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Anyway, so maybe it’s because I’m

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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Fabio Cannavaro

Posted by lanktank on August 28, 2009

A Luwie pick

Due to my belief that LT and GND don’t have great taste in men, (except of course Dmeister) I have been permitted to enter my own Guy I Wouldn’t Kick Outta Bed entrants… although of course I would in case you are wondering.

And first up, Italy’s Soccer World Cup-winning captain and FIFA player of the year 2006, Fabio Cannavaro. Every guy in the world wants to be him cos every woman in Italy would shag him. Enough said.

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