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Guy I wouldn’t kick outta bed – Bradley Cooper

Posted by lanktank on August 21, 2009

An LT pick

He’s one of those actors where you look at him and say, “Ok, so he’s really good looking.” And then you look again and are like, “Actually I don’t know if he is?” But then you look again, and go, “Ok no, he definitely is good looking.”

Bradley Cooper – Has been in many things; Wedding Crashers, He’s Just Not That Into You and Yes Man to name a few. But the movie that brought him to coolness and super stardom was the more recent film, The Hangover.

He looks like the kind of guy, who’s either good looking and a super wank. Or, good looking but still nice to, you know, regular, every day folk because he’s just THAT cool.

I think (and hope) it’s the latter….

Either way… stop, stare and perv. That’s an order.

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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Adrian Grenier

Posted by lanktank on August 13, 2009

A GND pick

Right, before we get started I’d just like to clarify that this is a GND pick, not an LT one which I’m sure you’re used to by now. I hear you saying ‘who’s GND?’ ‘didn’t she die, like, a year ago?’… okay okay I get it, I’ve been useless to the say the least. You know I love you though darling, and I think about you every day. Like today for example, I saw this picture and I knew you’d love it. You do hey?

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After being forced into hibernation until my first pay cheque arrived, I decided to watch every single season of Entourage. What a show. After getting over the fact that I can’t actually be Vincent Chase, I decided I would marry him instead. Our people are talking… it’s only a matter of time now until he realises I’m the one.

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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Tendai ‘Beast’ Mtawarira

Posted by lanktank on August 7, 2009

Is it because of the cool rep he has now – when gets the ball or makes a tackle, we all scream; “Beeeeast” and that’s pretty awesome – that makes him way hotter now?

I mean, he is very cute, good rugby player, nice guy, bla bla but the hot factor? It has definitely increased.

Have you seen him with his shirt off too? The man is ripped… he’s a big guy, but there is not an ounce of fat on him. So I think that’s a factor for us ladies too – strong guy, your protector from evil etc.

Hot – That’s for sure.

BeastAwesome picture in the rain…pity about the Sharks jersey, I know.

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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Brett Novak

Posted by lanktank on July 24, 2009

Ok, so literally having no inspiration at all, I typed into Google Images search engine: “Hot Model…” which was stupid because of course 20 000 female pictures came up.

So, I back-spaced and typed in “Hot Male Model…” And this is the first guy that appeared – Brett Novak.

I know absolutely nothing about this guy, except that his name is Brett Novak and he is a male model.

Isn’t he perfect?

I think he might be.

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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Naveen Andrews

Posted by lanktank on July 16, 2009

An LT pick

It’s Sayid from Lost!

Yes, I’m still watching that show. And Sayid is one of the reasons for it. I love this guy and he is yummy!

I think it’s because he plays like this hardcore assassin and torturer, which let’s face it, in real life, would be way too much for me to handle. Imagine dating an assassin; OK more than likely you wouldn’t know he was an assassin but then there’d be the trust issues: “Honey, why are you only home at 3 in the morning? Working late? Again?”

It would all be a bit too stressful for me. Oh yes, and the fact that he’s murdering people…illegal.

But in fiction…. it’s totally a turn on.

Definitely.

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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Robert Downey Jnr

Posted by lanktank on July 10, 2009

The Lawyer pick

So Friend from Jo’burg, we’ll call her ‘The Lawyer’ was down again this week. Yes, I have other friends. So I asked her to pick a Guy She Wouldn’t Kick Out of Bed…

“Robert Downey Jnr”… was her pick.

“Because first he’d sniff coke off my body, then he’d f@ck me…” was her reason.

Double bonus!

Good thing this blog isn’t PG. My mother also really likes him – I hope to God it’s not for the same reasons.

Here’s the picture…. he is pretty bed worthy.

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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Benjamin Mckenzie

Posted by lanktank on July 2, 2009

Oh yes, it’s Ryan from the O.C. And don’t pretend like you don’t know what the O.C. is…back in the day, we all had a little gander at it. The Coopers and The Cohen’s: Oh what a tangled web they all weaved!

I must say I was pretty late coming to the party with this show and only caught it on the re-runs when it came on SABC. (So you can imagine how old it was by then!) I became so hooked with season 1, that I had to go out and rent the DVD’s to watch season 2. However, I had to call it quits after that because I knew it had started to take over my life, when Fakeme would walk through the door and I’d grab her by the arm and say, “It’s Ryan…and Marissa. I don’t think they’re gonna make it!”

She’d make me put down the remote and go to sleep.

But I always loved Ryan the most. Yes, Seth was the cute, funny guy (who I would usually prefer) but there was something about Ryan. His intense looks and “rough” background won me over hands down. Except he did like to punch people a lot, which was a little concerning.

I suppose one day I’ll tackle the rest of the seasons again…one day.

Meanwhile, since the O.C. days are over, Benjamin Mckenzie has moved on to a series called, “Southland.” Some info on the show: “From Emmy Award winners John Wells, Ann Biderman and Chris Chulack comes a raw and authentic look at a police unit in Los Angeles. From the beaches of Malibu to the streets of East Los Angeles, “Southland” is a fast-moving drama that will take viewers inside the lives of cops, criminals, victims and their families.”

Anyways, I’ve almost forgotten this is A Guy I Wouldn’t Kick Out Of Bed segment… so with no further ado, the picture:

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Look how cute and worried he looks…sweet!

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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Freddie Ljungberg

Posted by lanktank on June 25, 2009

An LT pick

To be honest, I’m not entirely sure I need to “sell” this one. Have you seen the picture?

But for those few who are unaware of who this guy is, let me give a small intro…

May I present to you: Feddie Ljunberg. Sticking with the soccer theme this week, Freddie is a professional footballer as well as male model (who would have guessed?). Born in Sweden, Ljunberg made his senior debut in the Swedish First Division before signing on with Arsenal for nine years, then moving to West Ham United for four more.

He’s now currently playing for a new Major League Soccer franchise in the U.S. (sort of like what Beckham did) and… bla bla bla who really cares, have you seen the underwear region in this picture?

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Photoshopped or not, I’m looking… I’m definitely looking.

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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Gael Garcia Bernal

Posted by lanktank on June 17, 2009

A Fakeme pick

GND is AWOL and I’m uninspired, so this week it’s a Fakeme choice. And she has chosen: Gael Garcia Bernal.

A very good choice indeed. Her reasons for choosing him (I’m typing as she dictates over my shoulder) are:

“He’s South American, yum, and was amazing in Motorcycle Diaries. He seems like the kind of guy who isn’t entirely aware of how good looking he actually is which in turn makes him even more good looking. He also hasn’t sold out to Hollywood which is admirable.”

Gael is in the upcoming movie Blindness if you wanna check him out/stare etc.

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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Scott Speedman

Posted by lanktank on June 3, 2009

An LT Pick

Seriously, I think this guy is hot.

For the less “TV buffed” among us, he first came onto our screens, starring as Ben in the teen drama series, Felicity.

Let’s be honest, he was the only thing that made that show bearable most of the time. Although if a channel brought the repeats back, I wouldn’t totally watch it! Hint hint, nudge, wink. Has anyone ever done all three of those when they are attempting to be subtle? Surely, a hint, nudge and wink all in one go is not subtle at all? A gentle nod would probably be better.

But let’s get back onto the point: Scott – More recently than Felicity days, he was also the Werewolf in the Underworld movies and his latest film being The Strangers, co-starring Liv Tyler.

The man has great hair, a too cute smile and looks awesome in a checked shirt. Need I say more?

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