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I’d Tap That – Doutzen Kroes

Posted by Carl Schutte on December 17, 2009

So I was over at the ex-flat-mate’s pad the other night. I made sure I was there at around supper time and kept going on about how hungry I was. Sure enough he caved and offered me some free supper… score!

Whilst we were enjoying our mac n cheese, some Revlon ad came on with Doutzen Kroes. I was like: “Damn!” The ex-flat-mate responded: “Yeah, she’s hot, but she looks too much like Barbie doll.” I almost gagged on my mouthful of mac n cheese. I spat it out & threw down my fork (mostly for dramatic effect, but also coz the mouthful was hotter than expected).

I retorted: “Look, if you came home and she was lying on your bed, would you or wouldn’t you?! Quick, I want an answer!” He replied: “Yeah, I guess you’re right, I’d tap that…”

So, I thought it only fitting that this lovely lady make The Lank Tank list.  She normally has blonde hair, but I think she’s smoking hot with dark hair… and those blue eyes… oh baby!

I found this pic of her graduating… no doubt she majored in hotness!

Doutzen Kroes celebrity profile

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It’s over and it was glorious

Posted by lanktank on November 30, 2009

I just finished the last episode of the last season of  The Wire. A masterpiece. With no doubt, it’s the best drama series I have watched, in my life… ever. Possibly even the best series ever.

Now the question is… how can I save enough money, to pay the networks to make another season of the show… like 2 years after its finished? Hmmm, that’s a thinker. Suggestions are welcome.

In the meantime, here’s a montage (because everyone loves a montage!) of the best quotes said on…. The Wire! Drum roll please:

Obviously if you haven’t seen the whole thing… don’t watch it….

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I’d tap that – Bar Refaeli

Posted by DMeister on November 24, 2009

This was meant to be for last week… a little late but worth it:

Today’s pic is the Sports Illustrated 2009 cover girl (American edition) her name is Bar Refaeli.

She’s hot and her name is Bar.( I could say something about that but I’ll let you all fill in your own comments)

There’s really not much else to say about her, she’s a model, born in Israel and she used to go out with Leonardo DiCaprio and that’s about it.

But she is hot…And let’s face it, this is I’d tap that, not I’d date that…But I’d do both anyway.

Bar_Refaeli

…And she has nice legs.

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I’d tap that – Mila Kunis

Posted by Laurence on November 12, 2009

Time for everybody’s favourite installment. This week, I’m nominating the superhot Mila Kunis. Remember that 70s show? You know you do. 6:30-7:00pm, everybody’s favourite time of the day. Well, in case you needed more convincing, apparently she has a “steamy”  scene with previous “I’d tap that” winner, Harvard’s Natalie Portman, in the new Darren Aronofsky movie about competing ballet dancers (Yes, from the man who brought you “Pi”, and “Requiem for a Dream”). This is sacrificing for art.

these boots are made for lying down suggestively

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I’d Tap That – Catrinel Menghia

Posted by Carl Schutte on November 6, 2009

We always like to stay current here at The Lank Tank. That’s why I’m choosing Sports Illustrated Swimwear cover model Catrinel Menghia.

Obviously we’d like to know a few things about Ms Menghia. Like, she’s Romanian, she’s 24, she’s the face of a French lingerie brand and, oh yes, she’s smoking hot!

I don’t know who she’s dating, but I don’t care for him much…

She looks good with more clothing on too, but sometimes less is more…

Catrinel Menghia

A word of thanks to my ex-house-mate for telling me about Ms Menghia.

I wonder, would it even matter if she couldn’t speak a word of English?

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Christopher Walken Performs Lady Gaga’s ‘Poker Face’

Posted by Carl Schutte on November 4, 2009

This guy is quite simply legend. He makes comedy seem so effortless.

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Vote for September

Posted by lanktank on October 16, 2009

OK, so we’re a little late getting these polls up but work, exams, drinking heavily… it’s all taking its toll.

However, they are now there! Click on the Take Your Pick tab and cast your vote!

For the guys, it’s between that famous chick from the UK who I’ve never actually seen in anything, that famous chick from Baywatch, that famous chick from her dad or that famous chick dating Lewis Hamilton.

For the girls, it’s only two this month I’m afraid… but this means your vote will be easy because you’re not spoiled for choice? Right? Maybe? Anyway, it’s between the hot Vampire guy from True Blood… come on, Vampire phenomenon people… or, that really good looking guy that plays rugby… tight shorts and all!

You decide!

Got vote!

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I’d tap that – Nicole Scherzinger

Posted by Laurence on October 12, 2009

I know you like it. And, ok, so she’s dating him; and they kinda did steal that song from Tori Alamaze (can’t we all just move on), but still, Don’t cha just wish.

I know you want me

I know you want me

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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Taylor Lautner

Posted by lanktank on October 9, 2009

This guy’s not getting enough credit I feel. But I don’t live in the States, so what do I know?

I was watching Twilight again the other night as Fakeme had decided to rent it because she’d never seen it before and wanted to be apart of the phenomenon.

We watched it and being the females we are – we were riveted!

Anyway, we decided to check when the next Twilight installment was being released (looks like November) – and stumbled on this very picture below. Look who gets hot in the sequel? That’s right… Jacob Black played by Taylor Lautner. And from an interview I saw, seems like a really, wholesome, sweetie too.

Ripped-Taylor-Lautner-for-New-Moon-

Shite… I just found out he was born in 1992! Sweet baby Jesus! This could be younger than GND’s Zac Efron fiasco! No matter… I stand by my pick. I do.

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Winners for August 2009

Posted by lanktank on October 6, 2009

It’s that time of the month again… no, not that ladies euphemism, but rather Winners of the Polls!

And the winner for The Guy Most People Wouldn’t Kick Outta Bed… for the month of August: Fabio Cannavaro.

I don’t believe it, the porno, oiled up, jock photo won and with 67% of the vote I might add. Well Done Luwie, but it’s only just begun! Time to up my game!

For the I’d Tap That poll for August, the winner… is a tie! 50% exactly. And the two lucky ladies are: Lucy Pinder and Rashida Jones. It seems half the men voters like the girl next door and the other half… really, really big boobs.

Congrats to our winners! September poll up shortly, will keep you posted!

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