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I’d Tap That – Doutzen Kroes

Posted by Carl Schutte on December 17, 2009

So I was over at the ex-flat-mate’s pad the other night. I made sure I was there at around supper time and kept going on about how hungry I was. Sure enough he caved and offered me some free supper… score!

Whilst we were enjoying our mac n cheese, some Revlon ad came on with Doutzen Kroes. I was like: “Damn!” The ex-flat-mate responded: “Yeah, she’s hot, but she looks too much like Barbie doll.” I almost gagged on my mouthful of mac n cheese. I spat it out & threw down my fork (mostly for dramatic effect, but also coz the mouthful was hotter than expected).

I retorted: “Look, if you came home and she was lying on your bed, would you or wouldn’t you?! Quick, I want an answer!” He replied: “Yeah, I guess you’re right, I’d tap that…”

So, I thought it only fitting that this lovely lady make The Lank Tank list.  She normally has blonde hair, but I think she’s smoking hot with dark hair… and those blue eyes… oh baby!

I found this pic of her graduating… no doubt she majored in hotness!

Doutzen Kroes celebrity profile

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I’d tap that – Minki van der Westhuizen

Posted by lanktank on December 3, 2009

A Kappie pick

Another local lekker lassy is, Minki van der Wes…or is it still Visser?

I don’t know, but either way she’s still a hottie and worthy of your vote!

PS. Vote for Kappie’s choices and receive absolutely nothing, but the satisfaction of agreeing with him that his choices are indeed…AWESOME!


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I’d tap that – Bar Refaeli

Posted by DMeister on November 24, 2009

This was meant to be for last week… a little late but worth it:

Today’s pic is the Sports Illustrated 2009 cover girl (American edition) her name is Bar Refaeli.

She’s hot and her name is Bar.( I could say something about that but I’ll let you all fill in your own comments)

There’s really not much else to say about her, she’s a model, born in Israel and she used to go out with Leonardo DiCaprio and that’s about it.

But she is hot…And let’s face it, this is I’d tap that, not I’d date that…But I’d do both anyway.

Bar_Refaeli

…And she has nice legs.

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I’d tap that – Mila Kunis

Posted by Laurence on November 12, 2009

Time for everybody’s favourite installment. This week, I’m nominating the superhot Mila Kunis. Remember that 70s show? You know you do. 6:30-7:00pm, everybody’s favourite time of the day. Well, in case you needed more convincing, apparently she has a “steamy”  scene with previous “I’d tap that” winner, Harvard’s Natalie Portman, in the new Darren Aronofsky movie about competing ballet dancers (Yes, from the man who brought you “Pi”, and “Requiem for a Dream”). This is sacrificing for art.

these boots are made for lying down suggestively

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I’d Tap That – Catrinel Menghia

Posted by Carl Schutte on November 6, 2009

We always like to stay current here at The Lank Tank. That’s why I’m choosing Sports Illustrated Swimwear cover model Catrinel Menghia.

Obviously we’d like to know a few things about Ms Menghia. Like, she’s Romanian, she’s 24, she’s the face of a French lingerie brand and, oh yes, she’s smoking hot!

I don’t know who she’s dating, but I don’t care for him much…

She looks good with more clothing on too, but sometimes less is more…

Catrinel Menghia

A word of thanks to my ex-house-mate for telling me about Ms Menghia.

I wonder, would it even matter if she couldn’t speak a word of English?

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I’d tap that – Lee-Ann Liebenberg

Posted by lanktank on October 30, 2009

A Kappie pick

This week I decided to look locally for a gorgeous girl. And as luck would have it, while I was waiting in traffic this morning a furniture truck drove past me with the answer. It’s of course Lee-Ann Liebenberg. Rumours are she’s single again too…SHOTGUN!

leeann-liebenberg-1

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I’d tap that – Silk Spectre II

Posted by DMeister on October 23, 2009

After watching “The Watchmen” the other day I realized that Silk Spectre (Malin Akerman) has never made the I’d tap that list. And I’d like to apologize about that…Sorry.

I’m dedicating the picture to her character in The Watchmen, seeing as this is the way I want to remember her.

She’s everything a guy can ever want. She wears a Latex costume (Well to be honest more like half a costume, but nothing wrong with that), she’s super sexy and she’s a superhero.

Ah, Silk Spectre, we salute you!

SilkSpectreII

SilkSpectreII

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I’d tap that – Nicole Scherzinger

Posted by Laurence on October 12, 2009

I know you like it. And, ok, so she’s dating him; and they kinda did steal that song from Tori Alamaze (can’t we all just move on), but still, Don’t cha just wish.

I know you want me

I know you want me

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I’d tap that – Ivanka Trump

Posted by Carl Schutte on September 25, 2009

Somehow I missed the boat on this one. I guess it’s because I don’t watch much television & don’t really follow celebrities lives.

Imagine my surprise when I was surfing the internet & stumbled across a picture of Mr Trump & his super hot daughter!

She’s intelligent, beautiful, elegant and considers herself a bit of a bookworm. I love how she can transform so easily from glamour to a simple “girl next door” look. *sigh* I think I’m in love… Alas, it’s not to be for she is engaged. She even converted to Judaism for this guy, so I think it might be serious. I’ll always wonder about what we could have been Ivanka…

Ivanka Trump

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I’d tap that – Pamela Anderson

Posted by lanktank on September 18, 2009

A Kappie pick

Personally I don’t know how we missed this one. I mean how can you have a weekly hottie and not have the busty blonde babe who all guys at some point in their lives have thought to themselves…”What I would do to those two.”

So without further time wastage, please sit down before embarrassing yourself and feast your eyes on the one and only with her famous assets, Pamela Anderson.

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