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National Sports

Posted by Carl Schutte on June 29, 2009

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Apparently the bikini competition is Brazil’s national sport. All this time I thought it was soccer…

Personally I don’t like their soccer team much, but these bikini girls are a completely different story.

Well, hopefully you all learnt something new here today. Lank Tank – educating the masses since 2008!

Bikini Competition

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Where did everybody go?

Posted by lanktank on May 13, 2009

Well, I’ve got nothing for you today.

It’s sad, lame and really not your fault either. It’s me… well it’s not me, it’s my “friends…”

GND is in another country and I have not heard a peep since she left. For all I know her visa could have been denied and she’s now stuck on a boat with sheep and geese and on her way to the Colombian border.

DMeister and I are currently not speaking. Something about having cake and eating it too.

FirstChild claims he’s in the middle of exams and apparently they’re “the really important ones.” Uh, ya, over the last 10 years, which have been the non-important ones, because I can’t seem to recall?

C-Dawg is in hiding… something to do with winter blues or women, or blue women. I can’t remember.

And where is Kappie? Kappie! Where are you? AWOL. And I swear to God, if you say Brazil with Marisa Miller, I’ll decapitate your telephone wire nose. I swear to God.

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Gone Swimming

Posted by lanktank on May 11, 2009

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Well, DMeister! I’m not going to lie I think you have chosen the winner for ‘I’d tap that’. It’s just a pity that I have done one better. Here before you is an actual, REAL photograph of Jimbo and I on a night out with Marisa (aptly labeled A1) and two of her friends. Needless to say we had an awesome time as I’m sure you can tell. You can tell that’s me on the left coz of my brown eyes and that’s obviously Jimbo on the right with his blue eyes and crazy hair. Think we went skiing that day.

I know what you’re thinking, why do Jimbo and I have girls’ swimming costumes on and the answer is this: lots of beer and apparently it’s the fashion in Brazil (where the photo was clearly taken). Thank goodness I went for that man-trim before.

Anyway, just thought I’d show you all the proof that Marisa and I…oh and Jimbo partied together. And yes I did make out with all three girls…twice. Man I’m awesome!

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