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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Brad Pitt

Posted by lanktank on November 5, 2009

A Luwie pick

So the last few GIWKOOB have left a lot to be desired. We’ve had the lady-boy from Gossip Girl, which I am embarrassed to admit was my choice, and Kiefer who, whilst very cool, would not  be everyone’s definition of hot. So this time I’ve gone for a man whom there is not one person on this planet, has not either wished he was or was sleeping with (for most of us, either option would do).

In Fight Club, he had more muscles in his abdominals than I have in my entire body. In Meet Joe Black, he was party to the coolest death ever. Oceans 11, Snatch, Legends of the Fall, Troy, Seven, Mr and Mrs Smith… you name the movie, he was cool. He is also in QT’s latest offering, Inglorious Basterds… and I am willing to bet my bottom dollar he is cool in that. He has also slept with 2 of the hottest women ever born, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. Right, before I get too excited, I give you my choice for GIWKOOB, Brad Pitt…

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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Stephen Moyer

Posted by lanktank on September 10, 2009

So it is my new programme of the month – True Blood is like the coolest thing ever! Yes, it’s about vampires but before you roll your eyes and go, not another Twilight wannabee piece of shite…. this is so not that. Take every stereotype you thought you had of vampires and throw it out because True Blood is the exact opposite.

Set in modern times, China has come out with a synthetic drink, called “True Blood” which satisfies all a vampires needs without them having to kill humans. So, vampires are now starting to come out of the, eh-hem coffins, and demand rights just like everyone else… but of course, not every vampire wants it this way…

It’s also rather X-Rated… so we see blood, sex, fangs, murders and it’s pretty awesome.

Anyway, Stephen Moyer, plays Vampire Bill in this show and he is dreamy! I mean, I realise he’s dead and all that, but he’s the gentleman vampire, trying to change the error of his ways and mainstream among regular folk!

If you’ve seen the show, you’d love him too:

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Best Toilets

Posted by lanktank on August 25, 2009

I’m not sure what it is about toilets or bathrooms but everyone love a cool cubicle. Perhaps it’s because we see so many God awful ones that we learn to appreciate the places who put effort into their lavatories…. or maybe it’s just me?

Here’s a link with 35 of the coolest toilets out there…. you know you’re going to check it out…. you know you will:

http://www.manofest.com/Galleries/Bizarre/The-35-Coolest-Toilets-In-The-World/The-35-Coolest-Toilets-In-The-World_22-5861.html#joomimg

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Guy I wouldn’t kick outta bed – Bradley Cooper

Posted by lanktank on August 21, 2009

An LT pick

He’s one of those actors where you look at him and say, “Ok, so he’s really good looking.” And then you look again and are like, “Actually I don’t know if he is?” But then you look again, and go, “Ok no, he definitely is good looking.”

Bradley Cooper – Has been in many things; Wedding Crashers, He’s Just Not That Into You and Yes Man to name a few. But the movie that brought him to coolness and super stardom was the more recent film, The Hangover.

He looks like the kind of guy, who’s either good looking and a super wank. Or, good looking but still nice to, you know, regular, every day folk because he’s just THAT cool.

I think (and hope) it’s the latter….

Either way… stop, stare and perv. That’s an order.

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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Emile Hirsch

Posted by lanktank on April 8, 2009

OK, I feel I have a winner here… Emile Hirsch.

Look how cute, charming and cool-looking he is! And even though he’s all those things, he’s still a guy’s guy. Well, more like a boy’s boy. My point is, I don’t think guys would look at him and go, “Pansy-Ass!” Not that it matters because girls look at him and go “Please take me home with you.” I would know, cos I’m a girl (in case that needed clarifying). But I’m obviously not that desperate… of course I am.

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