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Posts Tagged ‘country’

Where did everybody go?

Posted by lanktank on May 13, 2009

Well, I’ve got nothing for you today.

It’s sad, lame and really not your fault either. It’s me… well it’s not me, it’s my “friends…”

GND is in another country and I have not heard a peep since she left. For all I know her visa could have been denied and she’s now stuck on a boat with sheep and geese and on her way to the Colombian border.

DMeister and I are currently not speaking. Something about having cake and eating it too.

FirstChild claims he’s in the middle of exams and apparently they’re “the really important ones.” Uh, ya, over the last 10 years, which have been the non-important ones, because I can’t seem to recall?

C-Dawg is in hiding… something to do with winter blues or women, or blue women. I can’t remember.

And where is Kappie? Kappie! Where are you? AWOL. And I swear to God, if you say Brazil with Marisa Miller, I’ll decapitate your telephone wire nose. I swear to God.

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That’s “gold” – New Zealand

Posted by lanktank on March 3, 2009

So… New Zealand, you know the country? How old does it have to be, before it’s just Zealand? I mean, come on! I’m almost sure Canada has been around for less and I don’t see a “New” in front of its name. You don’t see me talking about my “New” Nokia 5210. That’s because after 2 months it’s not considered innovative anymore but oh no, New Zealand is so special; “Ooohh look at me! I’m over 100 years old but I still want to be considered the latest country to be discovered.” How self-righteous is this?

And speaking of Canada, what is up with all the French speaking people in it? Uh, hello, France is in Europe which is on the other side of the world, get with the program. Come on, am I right or am I right?

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If the shoe fits…

Posted by lanktank on December 15, 2008

I know we’ve probably all seen it already but what a little Monday Morning treat…

Shoes thrown at President Bush at a press conference in Iraq by an Iraqi Journalist. This happened yesterday during Bush’s farewell visit to the country.

His reflexes are amazing. Maybe this is something he anticipated and had been practicing in the mirror. That, along with how to spell his name and speak in full sentences.

P.S. How do you like my play on words for the title? Hey? Heeeyyyy? I know, LT, how do you come up with these? Getting a C average in matric my friends, ain’t easy…

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