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I’d tap that – Nicole Scherzinger

Posted by Laurence on October 12, 2009

I know you like it. And, ok, so she’s dating him; and they kinda did steal that song from Tori Alamaze (can’t we all just move on), but still, Don’t cha just wish.

I know you want me

I know you want me

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I’d Tap That – Miranda Kerr

Posted by Carl Schutte on July 23, 2009

A C-Dawg pick

Why do we like her? Well, she’s a Victoria’s Secret Angel. She also an Aussie and rumoured to be quite friendly – I love Aussie girls!

I’m pretty sure I remember her from some Maybelline commercial too. Although in Miranda’s case, she was definitely born with it…

She’s quite spiritual and practices a form of Buddhism – hey, I’m down with the yoga & the meditation – it might take some time to get accustomed to the chanting though.

Of course, she’s also really hot with slight cute edge – is it wrong for me to want her to wear a schoolgirl uniform?

In fact, the only thing I don’t like about Miranda is her choice in men; she currently seeing Orlando Bloom, who, quite frankly, I think is a bit of a batty boy.

Miranda Kerr celebrity profile

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Gymming Techniques

Posted by lanktank on March 18, 2009

I was at the gym last week – wow, there’s a sentence you don’t hear come out my mouth too often – but I was, believe it or not. Those who know me are going to choose not but I assure you it was true. I felt somewhat inspired, to get into shape last week, so I scraped the dust off the old membership card and went on my way. If only the inspiration had continued to this current week but alas.

Anyway, I was at the gym last week, and I noticed 3 things:

1. The Gym Instructor was fat – Now I’m not one to discriminate but surely, if you’re selling a service and in this case it is: a client pays you to instruct them on how to get fit and lose weight; you really should be living proof that it works. What other bases do people have to go on? As shallow as this sounds. And she wasn’t a little chubby, she was a porker. The first thing people are thinking is, “if she can’t keep herself in shape, how will she get me in shape?” Maybe she is good at what she does and knows all the secret methods of gym techniques but likes to carry some extra baggage around? Unfortunately, people are judgmental mother effers and we don’t think like that.

2. My right arm is longer that my left – I mentioned this in a previous post and I think it’s true. I was busy busting some dumbbells in the weights section (I know, it just gets more absurd) because when I’m older saggy arms actually scares me more than saggy boobs, when I noticed this abnormality. I look skew! I dropped the weights in my panic (the 80 year old man benching 40kg’s in comparison to my 4 was displeased) and went in search of a tape measure. The gym didn’t have one, how bizarre! So as I left I made a, “what kind of gym is this” remark and preceded home on my pursuit to find a measuring device of sorts. *** Read the rest of this entry »

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