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Weekend joke

Posted by Carl Schutte on April 10, 2009

From C-Dawg

Today, at lunch I was running to my group’s table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the cafĂ© floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled ‘SAFE!’ like a baseball umpire. FML

Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, “Your nuts!” She meant, “YOU’RE nuts.” I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML

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