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Posts Tagged ‘funny’

My First Fail…

Posted by lanktank on August 11, 2009

It’s cute, funny and has kids in it.

A sentence I never thought I’d find myself typing…

http://myfirstfail.com/

At least 3 will make you laugh…

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In my pants

Posted by lanktank on May 7, 2009

Found a funny…. been around for awhile but so so good. Quite a catchy song too. I just know it’s going to be stuck in my head at the most inappropriate of times, for example, a presentation for my boss or an exam, which I haven’t studied for anyway and need all the concentration I can get…

There was a response to this. I’ve posted it below. Pretty funny, but the first is the funniest. If you can only download one because of bandwidth issues (wank wank Telkom) then go with the top one.

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Just a regular everyday normal guy….genius

Posted by lanktank on April 21, 2009

FirstChild sent me this and I actually laughed out loud… and I didn’t just type LOL… I really reeeeally laughed to the point where sound came out my mouth… not just a chuckle but a heartily laugh… you know what I’m talking about. And then you feel weird because you’re by yourself and have no one to share the moment with… So I’m sharing it with you.

For those of you who won’t be able to see this video because you’re at work and they block YouTube videos, I urge to you check it out at home, or if you don’t have internet access at your own house… go sponge off a friend or a parent.

It’s by Jon Lajoie. We’ve had him on here before. And he’s back, ‘cos it’s funny:

There’s a sequel… and it may even be better than the first but I can’t decide, it’s close. Find it; you must! It’s for your own good.

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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed: Ryan Reynolds

Posted by lanktank on February 4, 2009

This pick was done by GND

Ladies & boys… I bring a little sizzle for the both of you today. And by little I mean huge.

I’m not entirely sure I need to give an explanation for either of them. Lets just take a minute together…


ryan and scarlett


Ryan Reynolds & Scarlett Johansson – what a vibe


RyRy (he lets me call him that) is not only mind-blowingly hot, he’s also “one of the funniest guys I’ve ever met… he’s phenomenal” – this according to Hugh Jackman, one of Scarlett’s co-stars in The Prestige. I’m sorry, but this right here is a god among men.

Do I even need to try and convince you that Scarlet is the sauciest minx right now? Can we all agree they’re most positively the hottest married couple alive right now?

And moving on.

Kisses.

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Springboks Sker

Posted by lanktank on November 24, 2008

So first things first, I trust everyone watched the 42-6 obliteration that was the South Africa vs. England rugby game on Saturday; Victory and gloating at its finest.

Fourie’s try – sick

The Bakkies Botha/Pieterson tackle – even sicker

Schalk Burger just being Schalk Burger – the sickest

I could go on and on about how coolio the game was, how coolio our team is/ how coolio we, the public, are but what I really wanted to write about was this:

Just after Habana scored his try at the end of the game, did anyone else see the boks… do “the scissors?” And do you think this has any relation to the Afrikaans, teen classic movie, Bakgat? OK, I might be using the term “classic” a little loosely here but I’ve seen the movie and what Habana and Burger, among others, were doing to celebrate, was the “sker” from Bakgat.

For those of you who haven’t seen the movie (and I’m not even joking, I recommend you give it a watch) the two standard geeky/horny/socially inept characters have this joke between each other that whenever something cool happens they “sker” each other in order to acknowledge it. It’s by far the funniest thing in the movie, along with some other pearler one liners.

So, my question still stands: Did the Springboks watch Bakgat and if so, when? Was it one of the movie selections on the plane going over to the UK? Did they all go to Peter De Villiers’ hotel room one evening and watch it as a team building exercise? Was there popcorn and Milo involved? And whose idea was it? Were there other DVD’s they decided to watch and if so which ones? Was Braveheart one of them? Diehard 4.0? Maybe a RomCom, like Knocked Up, you know, to lighten the mood?

Whatever the case, whoever the instigator and even if it had nothing to do with the movie whatsoever, seeing them “sker-ring” at the end of the match… was “fokken genius pappa!”*

*This is another Bakgat reference and will only be amusing to the minority who have actually seen it… apologies to everyone else.

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