The Lank Tank

Why so serious?

Posts Tagged ‘hot’

Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Brandon Flowers

Posted by lanktank on December 18, 2009

A Luwie pick…

So, keeping it contemporary and I was honoured enough to be within 20m of this hottie on 4 December 2009. He is good-looking enough to be in a boy band but on the brightside, he rocks it with the Killers. Every woman at the Coca-Cola Dome and at the Val De Vie Estate, whether partnered or single, would’ve gone home with him had he asked. In fact, ask any woman, they would not mind being de-flowered by him. They’re only human after all. So why all the hot fuss? Well, my choice this week for GIWKOOB is the Killers front-man, Brandon Flowers…

Advertisements

Posted in Guys we wouldn't kick out of bed | Tagged: , , , , , | Leave a Comment »

I’d Tap That – Doutzen Kroes

Posted by Carl Schutte on December 17, 2009

So I was over at the ex-flat-mate’s pad the other night. I made sure I was there at around supper time and kept going on about how hungry I was. Sure enough he caved and offered me some free supper… score!

Whilst we were enjoying our mac n cheese, some Revlon ad came on with Doutzen Kroes. I was like: “Damn!” The ex-flat-mate responded: “Yeah, she’s hot, but she looks too much like Barbie doll.” I almost gagged on my mouthful of mac n cheese. I spat it out & threw down my fork (mostly for dramatic effect, but also coz the mouthful was hotter than expected).

I retorted: “Look, if you came home and she was lying on your bed, would you or wouldn’t you?! Quick, I want an answer!” He replied: “Yeah, I guess you’re right, I’d tap that…”

So, I thought it only fitting that this lovely lady make The Lank Tank list.  She normally has blonde hair, but I think she’s smoking hot with dark hair… and those blue eyes… oh baby!

I found this pic of her graduating… no doubt she majored in hotness!

Doutzen Kroes celebrity profile

Posted in - C-Dawg, Uncategorized, We'd tap that | Tagged: , , , , | Leave a Comment »

Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – James Franco

Posted by lanktank on December 9, 2009

Come on, look at him… he’s cute right? And hot.

A hot actor that has been in such classics like the Spiderman trilogy and Milk… I mean I haven’t seen Milk… yet but it won an Oscar so it has to be good, huh?

He’s also got some seriously funny sketches on FunnyorDie.com – I think I’ve had some them on the tank before. Definitely worth a look.

But I suppose the real reason, is that he goes to school with FirstChild and even though they’re not necessarily “friends,” it’s probably the closest I’ll get to having a chance right? You know, if he was reeeally drunk, and had just broken up with his girlfriend and was feeling lonely and pathetic and no one else was around… I could have a shot.

Posted in - LT | Tagged: , , , , , , | Leave a Comment »

I’d tap that – Minki van der Westhuizen

Posted by lanktank on December 3, 2009

A Kappie pick

Another local lekker lassy is, Minki van der Wes…or is it still Visser?

I don’t know, but either way she’s still a hottie and worthy of your vote!

PS. Vote for Kappie’s choices and receive absolutely nothing, but the satisfaction of agreeing with him that his choices are indeed…AWESOME!


Posted in - Kappie, We'd tap that | Tagged: , , , , , | 2 Comments »

I’d tap that – Bar Refaeli

Posted by DMeister on November 24, 2009

This was meant to be for last week… a little late but worth it:

Today’s pic is the Sports Illustrated 2009 cover girl (American edition) her name is Bar Refaeli.

She’s hot and her name is Bar.( I could say something about that but I’ll let you all fill in your own comments)

There’s really not much else to say about her, she’s a model, born in Israel and she used to go out with Leonardo DiCaprio and that’s about it.

But she is hot…And let’s face it, this is I’d tap that, not I’d date that…But I’d do both anyway.

Bar_Refaeli

…And she has nice legs.

Posted in - DMeister, Uncategorized, We'd tap that | Tagged: , , , , , | Leave a Comment »

Guy I wouldn’t kick outta bed – Gavin Rossdale

Posted by lanktank on November 19, 2009

I really wanted to do a musician… um, for my GIWKOB post… and thought; “Hey, this will be easy…” but when I started searching it turned out: Uh, it wasn’t so easy.

The thing is, most musicians look as sexy as hell when they’re up on stage, singing, jamming, playing guitar with sweat dripping off them… in that hot, “I really want you” kind of way.

But when you’re looking for a photograph of them… it turns out, a lot of them aren’t the sex symbols you see when you’re at the concert…. a couple 100 metres away.

Shallow? Yes. Fickle? Of course. But this is a competition and all I have is a picture to work with.

Anyway, not wanting to deviate from my “theme” I suddenly remembered: Gavin Rossdale. This British hottie, married to Gwen Stefani and the front man for the band Bush, is a very good pick. Not only is he “rock ‘n roll” and super, rad cool; but he seems like a great husband and father. Everything a girl looks for. Also, he’s not one of those “metrosexuals…” – how would I know you ask? I don’t.

I'm just sitting here, shirtless, biting my nail in deep, concentrated thought

Posted in - LT, Guys we wouldn't kick out of bed | Tagged: , , , , , , , | Leave a Comment »

I’d tap that – Mila Kunis

Posted by Laurence on November 12, 2009

Time for everybody’s favourite installment. This week, I’m nominating the superhot Mila Kunis. Remember that 70s show? You know you do. 6:30-7:00pm, everybody’s favourite time of the day. Well, in case you needed more convincing, apparently she has a “steamy”  scene with previous “I’d tap that” winner, Harvard’s Natalie Portman, in the new Darren Aronofsky movie about competing ballet dancers (Yes, from the man who brought you “Pi”, and “Requiem for a Dream”). This is sacrificing for art.

these boots are made for lying down suggestively

Posted in - FirstChild, Uncategorized, We'd tap that | Tagged: , , , , , | Leave a Comment »

Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Brad Pitt

Posted by lanktank on November 5, 2009

A Luwie pick

So the last few GIWKOOB have left a lot to be desired. We’ve had the lady-boy from Gossip Girl, which I am embarrassed to admit was my choice, and Kiefer who, whilst very cool, would not  be everyone’s definition of hot. So this time I’ve gone for a man whom there is not one person on this planet, has not either wished he was or was sleeping with (for most of us, either option would do).

In Fight Club, he had more muscles in his abdominals than I have in my entire body. In Meet Joe Black, he was party to the coolest death ever. Oceans 11, Snatch, Legends of the Fall, Troy, Seven, Mr and Mrs Smith… you name the movie, he was cool. He is also in QT’s latest offering, Inglorious Basterds… and I am willing to bet my bottom dollar he is cool in that. He has also slept with 2 of the hottest women ever born, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. Right, before I get too excited, I give you my choice for GIWKOOB, Brad Pitt…

BradPitt

Posted in Guys we wouldn't kick out of bed | Tagged: , , , , , | 2 Comments »

Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Kiefer Sutherland

Posted by lanktank on October 28, 2009

I’ve always had a thing for Kiefer Sutherland – I’ve had a crush on him since forever but I suppose it only really turned into true love when I started watching 24.

You don’t get much manlier than Jack Bauer. If I was stuck in a sealed box, covered with explosive artillery, in the middle of God knows where, surrounded by terrorists, guns and barbed wire, but, Jack Bauer was with me, I wouldn’t even stress. In fact, I’d catch a few winks in the box while he talks to Chloe, Re: escape route, and just ask him to; “Wake me up when it’s time to get out of here.”

Although, to be fair, not many of the leading ladies in Jack’s life seem to make it… to the next season… if you know what I mean.

Regardless, the man is hot! And Kiefer seems super cool. Like he used to be in the rodeo and has a cool dad, and gets into fights with people to defend his friends. That kind of stuff.

When I asked my father if he would approve of my and Kiefer’s love – he said; “Kiefer, you can date – Jack Bauer you cannot.”

Fair enough.

jb

Posted in - LT, Guys we wouldn't kick out of bed | Tagged: , , , , , | 1 Comment »

I’d tap that – Silk Spectre II

Posted by DMeister on October 23, 2009

After watching “The Watchmen” the other day I realized that Silk Spectre (Malin Akerman) has never made the I’d tap that list. And I’d like to apologize about that…Sorry.

I’m dedicating the picture to her character in The Watchmen, seeing as this is the way I want to remember her.

She’s everything a guy can ever want. She wears a Latex costume (Well to be honest more like half a costume, but nothing wrong with that), she’s super sexy and she’s a superhero.

Ah, Silk Spectre, we salute you!

SilkSpectreII

SilkSpectreII

Posted in - DMeister, Crew:, We'd tap that | Tagged: , , , , , , | Leave a Comment »