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I’d tap that – Nicole Scherzinger

Posted by Laurence on October 12, 2009

I know you like it. And, ok, so she’s dating him; and they kinda did steal that song from Tori Alamaze (can’t we all just move on), but still, Don’t cha just wish.

I know you want me

I know you want me

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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Taylor Lautner

Posted by lanktank on October 9, 2009

This guy’s not getting enough credit I feel. But I don’t live in the States, so what do I know?

I was watching Twilight again the other night as Fakeme had decided to rent it because she’d never seen it before and wanted to be apart of the phenomenon.

We watched it and being the females we are – we were riveted!

Anyway, we decided to check when the next Twilight installment was being released (looks like November) – and stumbled on this very picture below. Look who gets hot in the sequel? That’s right… Jacob Black played by Taylor Lautner. And from an interview I saw, seems like a really, wholesome, sweetie too.

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Shite… I just found out he was born in 1992! Sweet baby Jesus! This could be younger than GND’s Zac Efron fiasco! No matter… I stand by my pick. I do.

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I’d tap that – Ivanka Trump

Posted by Carl Schutte on September 25, 2009

Somehow I missed the boat on this one. I guess it’s because I don’t watch much television & don’t really follow celebrities lives.

Imagine my surprise when I was surfing the internet & stumbled across a picture of Mr Trump & his super hot daughter!

She’s intelligent, beautiful, elegant and considers herself a bit of a bookworm. I love how she can transform so easily from glamour to a simple “girl next door” look. *sigh* I think I’m in love… Alas, it’s not to be for she is engaged. She even converted to Judaism for this guy, so I think it might be serious. I’ll always wonder about what we could have been Ivanka…

Ivanka Trump

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I’d tap that – Pamela Anderson

Posted by lanktank on September 18, 2009

A Kappie pick

Personally I don’t know how we missed this one. I mean how can you have a weekly hottie and not have the busty blonde babe who all guys at some point in their lives have thought to themselves…”What I would do to those two.”

So without further time wastage, please sit down before embarrassing yourself and feast your eyes on the one and only with her famous assets, Pamela Anderson.

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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Daniel Carter

Posted by lanktank on September 18, 2009

A Luwie pick

So sticking with the sports theme and this month I have opted for Daniel Carter… A New Zealand legend in the making. Voted the sexiest male in NZ in 2004 and 2005, he has also been named E! Entertainment’s 11th sexiest male celebrity. Some may worry that I have opted for someone who handles balls so well and has had the odd run-in with hookers but there’s no doubting it, none of us would turn down being Deeeeenyil Caaaaaaartaaaa for a day.

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I’d tap that – Jennifer Ellison

Posted by DMeister on September 11, 2009

She’s an actress, glamour model, television personality, dancer and singer. Just to mention a few things off the top of my head (or Wikipedia).
I’ve never seen her act, sing or dance but I do know that she’s hot and that’s all that really matters…Isn’t it?
Jennifer Ellison

Jennifer Ellison

Just looking at the picture you can see that there’s more to her than just her “Acting”

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I’d tap that – Rashida Jones

Posted by Laurence on September 4, 2009

Now be honest. Waaay hotter than Pam. I mean what is Jim thinking? Seriously?  And cute and funny and, I’m in love. I know she’s only a tv character but still, it’s all I have.  Online video lectures, netflix on demand, and lots of cups of coffee. Sigh.

way hotter than Pam

way hotter than Pam

I mean, are we meant to believe in true love or something? Puke. Have you ever worked in an office with girls this hot? Didn’t think so.

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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Fabio Cannavaro

Posted by lanktank on August 28, 2009

A Luwie pick

Due to my belief that LT and GND don’t have great taste in men, (except of course Dmeister) I have been permitted to enter my own Guy I Wouldn’t Kick Outta Bed entrants… although of course I would in case you are wondering.

And first up, Italy’s Soccer World Cup-winning captain and FIFA player of the year 2006, Fabio Cannavaro. Every guy in the world wants to be him cos every woman in Italy would shag him. Enough said.

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I’d Tap That – Holly Weber

Posted by Carl Schutte on August 27, 2009

She’s an actress, a model and she has nice hair. That’s right, here at The Lank Tank we also choose women based on their lovely flowing hair.

Holly has been quoted as saying that she liked to dress in skimpy clothing and go dancing… Well, I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m sold.

Granted, this glamour girl isn’t a regular C-Dawg pick – usually we leave them to the DMeister, but I stumbled across her and she caught my eye.

Oh yes, I almost forgot… I actually wanted to post this pic, but it’s a bit too big: http://www.vivagoal.com/images/wallpapers/Holly-Weber-2.jpg

Hard to believe she’s only 24 – I wonder if she’s looking for an older man in her life…

Holly Weber celebrity profile

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I’d tap that – Michelle Marsh

Posted by lanktank on August 21, 2009

A Kappie pick

For those who took my advice on DMeister’s last ‘I’d tap that’, then this busty blonde will be no stranger. And to those of you who didn’t take my advice…shame on you! Just look at what you have been missing out on. Word is that those are Lucy Pinder’s lip marks on Michelle, well in my dreams they are.

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