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I’d Tap That – Doutzen Kroes

Posted by Carl Schutte on December 17, 2009

So I was over at the ex-flat-mate’s pad the other night. I made sure I was there at around supper time and kept going on about how hungry I was. Sure enough he caved and offered me some free supper… score!

Whilst we were enjoying our mac n cheese, some Revlon ad came on with Doutzen Kroes. I was like: “Damn!” The ex-flat-mate responded: “Yeah, she’s hot, but she looks too much like Barbie doll.” I almost gagged on my mouthful of mac n cheese. I spat it out & threw down my fork (mostly for dramatic effect, but also coz the mouthful was hotter than expected).

I retorted: “Look, if you came home and she was lying on your bed, would you or wouldn’t you?! Quick, I want an answer!” He replied: “Yeah, I guess you’re right, I’d tap that…”

So, I thought it only fitting that this lovely lady make The Lank Tank list.  She normally has blonde hair, but I think she’s smoking hot with dark hair… and those blue eyes… oh baby!

I found this pic of her graduating… no doubt she majored in hotness!

Doutzen Kroes celebrity profile

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I’d tap that – Minki van der Westhuizen

Posted by lanktank on December 3, 2009

A Kappie pick

Another local lekker lassy is, Minki van der Wes…or is it still Visser?

I don’t know, but either way she’s still a hottie and worthy of your vote!

PS. Vote for Kappie’s choices and receive absolutely nothing, but the satisfaction of agreeing with him that his choices are indeed…AWESOME!


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I’d tap that – Bar Refaeli

Posted by DMeister on November 24, 2009

This was meant to be for last week… a little late but worth it:

Today’s pic is the Sports Illustrated 2009 cover girl (American edition) her name is Bar Refaeli.

She’s hot and her name is Bar.( I could say something about that but I’ll let you all fill in your own comments)

There’s really not much else to say about her, she’s a model, born in Israel and she used to go out with Leonardo DiCaprio and that’s about it.

But she is hot…And let’s face it, this is I’d tap that, not I’d date that…But I’d do both anyway.

Bar_Refaeli

…And she has nice legs.

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I’d Tap That – Catrinel Menghia

Posted by Carl Schutte on November 6, 2009

We always like to stay current here at The Lank Tank. That’s why I’m choosing Sports Illustrated Swimwear cover model Catrinel Menghia.

Obviously we’d like to know a few things about Ms Menghia. Like, she’s Romanian, she’s 24, she’s the face of a French lingerie brand and, oh yes, she’s smoking hot!

I don’t know who she’s dating, but I don’t care for him much…

She looks good with more clothing on too, but sometimes less is more…

Catrinel Menghia

A word of thanks to my ex-house-mate for telling me about Ms Menghia.

I wonder, would it even matter if she couldn’t speak a word of English?

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I’d tap that – Jennifer Ellison

Posted by DMeister on September 11, 2009

She’s an actress, glamour model, television personality, dancer and singer. Just to mention a few things off the top of my head (or Wikipedia).
I’ve never seen her act, sing or dance but I do know that she’s hot and that’s all that really matters…Isn’t it?
Jennifer Ellison

Jennifer Ellison

Just looking at the picture you can see that there’s more to her than just her “Acting”

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I’d Tap That – Holly Weber

Posted by Carl Schutte on August 27, 2009

She’s an actress, a model and she has nice hair. That’s right, here at The Lank Tank we also choose women based on their lovely flowing hair.

Holly has been quoted as saying that she liked to dress in skimpy clothing and go dancing… Well, I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m sold.

Granted, this glamour girl isn’t a regular C-Dawg pick – usually we leave them to the DMeister, but I stumbled across her and she caught my eye.

Oh yes, I almost forgot… I actually wanted to post this pic, but it’s a bit too big: http://www.vivagoal.com/images/wallpapers/Holly-Weber-2.jpg

Hard to believe she’s only 24 – I wonder if she’s looking for an older man in her life…

Holly Weber celebrity profile

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I’d tap that – Michelle Marsh

Posted by lanktank on August 21, 2009

A Kappie pick

For those who took my advice on DMeister’s last ‘I’d tap that’, then this busty blonde will be no stranger. And to those of you who didn’t take my advice…shame on you! Just look at what you have been missing out on. Word is that those are Lucy Pinder’s lip marks on Michelle, well in my dreams they are.

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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Freddie Ljungberg

Posted by lanktank on June 25, 2009

An LT pick

To be honest, I’m not entirely sure I need to “sell” this one. Have you seen the picture?

But for those few who are unaware of who this guy is, let me give a small intro…

May I present to you: Feddie Ljunberg. Sticking with the soccer theme this week, Freddie is a professional footballer as well as male model (who would have guessed?). Born in Sweden, Ljunberg made his senior debut in the Swedish First Division before signing on with Arsenal for nine years, then moving to West Ham United for four more.

He’s now currently playing for a new Major League Soccer franchise in the U.S. (sort of like what Beckham did) and… bla bla bla who really cares, have you seen the underwear region in this picture?

freddie-thumb

Photoshopped or not, I’m looking… I’m definitely looking.

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I’d tap that – Kelly Monaco

Posted by DMeister on June 11, 2009

A DMeister pick

Okay here it is again, I’d tap that. Todays lovely young lady is…Kelly Monaco. If you can’t remember the name, think Principality of Monaco, but much hotter, and nicer to look at.

Her details are: Bust: 34D Waist: 21½ Hips: 31½ (So says Wikipedia) and she’s a actress, model, dancer… like any of that matters…Enjoy!

Kelly Monaco

Kelly Monaco

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I’d tap that – Marisa Miller

Posted by DMeister on May 6, 2009

A Dmeister pick

Alright Everybody, it’s the time you’ve all been waiting for, Dmeister’s I’d tap that.

My New Choice is (cue the drum roll),  Marisa Miller. She’s a model and she’s really, really good looking, what more do you want?

Here she is posing on a beach, look at that nice beach sand…What big beach sand she has there.

If you like Marisa and her…Sand Vote for it and I’ll keep putting up “I’d tap that’s” that people would tap, wouldn’t you?

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