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I’d tap that – Mila Kunis

Posted by Laurence on November 12, 2009

Time for everybody’s favourite installment. This week, I’m nominating the superhot Mila Kunis. Remember that 70s show? You know you do. 6:30-7:00pm, everybody’s favourite time of the day. Well, in case you needed more convincing, apparently she has a “steamy”  scene with previous “I’d tap that” winner, Harvard’s Natalie Portman, in the new Darren Aronofsky movie about competing ballet dancers (Yes, from the man who brought you “Pi”, and “Requiem for a Dream”). This is sacrificing for art.

these boots are made for lying down suggestively

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Results for May

Posted by lanktank on July 6, 2009

And its the moment, maybe no one else has been waiting for…

The winners of the May 2009, “I’d tap that” and “Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed” polls….. and I must say, a pretty surprising outcome….

For I’d tap that: Natalie Portman! Well done FirstChild, your first win of the year! Which basically means, your first win ever. Natalie won with 45% of the vote, kicking both Marissa Miller and Megan Fox’s ass (maybe you didn’t get to see enough of Megan’s ass in Transformers 2? I dunno, I’m only seeing it tonight!) And sorry Kappie…Amanda Bynes didn’t get a single vote. Not one… which technically means not even you, voted for her. Tsk Tsk.

And for Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed: Patrick Dempsey! Perhaps it had something to do with the Grey’s finale and him finally **spoiler alert** marrying Meredeth. So, it’s a congrats to GND too for picking this one, and clinching her first victory of the year too.

You guys…..the game is on now!!!

June poll goes up this week.

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I’d tap that – Natalie Portman

Posted by Laurence on June 4, 2009

This is a FirstChild pick

It’s time for everyone’s favourite segment – coarse as it is. Who is the (un)lucky lady this week? None other than Harvard graduate, Time magazine contributor and mother of Luke Skywalker; Natalie Portman.  She’s beautiful, intelligent, has a social conscience and she can rap (well, sort of). I certainly would, wouldn’t you.

sleepy from all that studying at Harvard

sleepy from all that studying at Harvard

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