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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed – Daniel Carter

Posted by lanktank on September 18, 2009

A Luwie pick

So sticking with the sports theme and this month I have opted for Daniel Carter… A New Zealand legend in the making. Voted the sexiest male in NZ in 2004 and 2005, he has also been named E! Entertainment’s 11th sexiest male celebrity. Some may worry that I have opted for someone who handles balls so well and has had the odd run-in with hookers but there’s no doubting it, none of us would turn down being Deeeeenyil Caaaaaaartaaaa for a day.


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That’s “gold” – New Zealand

Posted by lanktank on March 3, 2009

So… New Zealand, you know the country? How old does it have to be, before it’s just Zealand? I mean, come on! I’m almost sure Canada has been around for less and I don’t see a “New” in front of its name. You don’t see me talking about my “New” Nokia 5210. That’s because after 2 months it’s not considered innovative anymore but oh no, New Zealand is so special; “Ooohh look at me! I’m over 100 years old but I still want to be considered the latest country to be discovered.” How self-righteous is this?

And speaking of Canada, what is up with all the French speaking people in it? Uh, hello, France is in Europe which is on the other side of the world, get with the program. Come on, am I right or am I right?

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