It’s the end of a very long Friday, C-Dawg and I have reached new levels of crapness…
LT: C-Dawg! Nearly weekend!!
fuck ya
C-Dawg: fuck yeah or fuck ya? Coz they’re not the same thing
LT: yes sorry fingers went a little fast there…hit the enter too soon
C-Dawg: lol
LT: they’re close though, I mean, I meant yeah…but thinking about it now, what’s wrong with ya?
C-Dawg: In some countries yes
LT: well, in this country C-Dawg. I’m talking to u. This isn’t a public announcement; I’m not addressing the United Nations
C-Dawg: they busy chasing pirates anyway
i was just saying, with all this pirate stuff
LT: yes
C-Dawg: I haven’t seen any parrots or eye patches
these pirates really shld be kicking it more old school
at least the leader shld set an example
LT: yes…certainly not the same pirates we see in Pirates of the Caribbean
C-Dawg: well, it’s a damn shame if u ask me
LT: it’s hard to find those hats these days
C-Dawg: yeah, i guess so
parrots r still widely available though
LT: yes, African Greys are as common as your standard goldfish (I have no idea)
My gran used to have one named Bruce
he swore a lot and had the sound the phone made when it rang down to a fine art so you’d go pick up the phone and then hear coming from the cage “hehehe… fuck you”
C-Dawg: i had a cousin called bruce; he did pretty much the same thing
we also kept him in a cage
parrots seem too vicious, i don’t like the idea of a pet taking my finger off
LT: we eventually gave him to the world of birds
C-Dawg: i never see parrots eating crackers, with or without cheese
LT: well then C-Dawg, you have never lived
C-Dawg: indeed, sometimes I feel that way
i’m spent, my week is officially over. Well, technically it ended somewhere this morning
LT: ya, I’m done. Keep the peace
C-Dawg: Until next week.
