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Look-a-likeys

Posted by lanktank on December 28, 2009

I’ve seen a lot of look-a-likeys around Cape Town of late. It’s really quite bizarre/bazaar (I’m never sure which one).

Here are the twin celebrities I’ve run into so far:

1. First person was Kristen Bell – That chick from Veronica Mars and Heroes. Baino has an absurd crush on her. I saw her while stuck in traffic. It was uncanny.

2. The Robert Pattinson look-a-likey. OK, my theory: this dude kind of looks like him, so when Twilight became, you know… mental, girls started paying more attention to him. He caught on, and began to wear his hair like Robert, same style of clothes etc, so he could also find his own Kristen Stewart look-a-like.

3. Katie Holmes chick – This one was insane. I was in the Spar waiting by the salad bar when I turned around and there she was, staring at the menu board. This was insanely alike. She literally is her twin. I must have turned around about 6 times, to the point where she felt uncomfortable. Whatever.

4. Michael K Williams – This guy places Omar in The Wire. However, I’m willing to admit; although they looked similar I think I wanted to see it more than anything else….*sniff*….if only.

Anyways, if you’re still reading this codswollop….. here’s a link for you:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/22/funniest-sketches-decade_n_398850.html?page=1

Funniest sketches of the 2000’s… according to this guy…. but there are some serious goodies.

Happy NY!

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Check the results

Posted by lanktank on March 17, 2009

I almost typed in the heading, “resluts” – it’s a tricky word to type ok.

So the resULts from our first “Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed” are in.

The Guy with the most votes…the one that wouldn’t be kicked out of bed the most is… Robert Pattinson with 50% of the vote. Ha! And I was told it was a risky bet… in actual fact, not. GND, your Josh Duhamel picture may have got us the most hits…but alas. I think it’s because he’s married, he loses the “attainable” factor. (No one is allowed to point out; “Oh! THAT’s the reason we couldn’t get him.”

But it doesn’t matter now, because the ladies love the vampires, we’re a strange species, I know.

Next poll for the Guy we wouldn’t kick out of bed goes up this week.

But the I’d Tap That for the guys is still running for another week so go to the Take Your Pick page and cas a vote. At the moment we’re on a three way split… so get voting. Who will it be…. A hot model with a big pair of…personality, the beautiful actress who can’t act, the smart, french PHD graduate or the pretty actress who can act slightly better than the other actress…. you decide!

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Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed: Robert Pattinson

Posted by lanktank on January 28, 2009

I’ve decided to bring this in…. something for the ladies… and lads… no discrimination here.

It’s the “Guy I wouldn’t kick out of bed” entry. GND and I will be putting up a guy each week and at the end of the month we’ll put a vote to it, and see who has the better taste between the two of us and the rest of the world!

I think the title is pretty self explanatory so I’ll just get straight into it:

Robert Pattinson

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Not usually my cup of tea really but I watched Twilight the other night and let me just say, he is delicious. I mean look at the picture; this is perfection right here. I suppose the fact that he’s a vampire is always intriguing. Also it’s got that whole, “we can never be together” angle on it too which ups the ‘desire’ anti.

He plays Edward Cullen in the movie and it’s one of those movies that you enjoy but you’re not entirely sure why. There’s going to be a sequal and I’m going to watch it but again, I’m not entirely sure why.

I suppose if nothing else, for this guy… I wish I had a vampire that loved me! The best I’d ever do is a werwolf, or a hobbit. God, I wouldn’t want a hobbit. Too little, and the feet, my God the feet!

Can’t I ever catch a break?

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