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I’d Tap That – Megan Fox

Posted by Carl Schutte on May 27, 2009

A C-Dawg pick

I’ll never forget the first time I saw her in Two and a Half Men; hottest granddaughter I ever saw!

She also made Transformers unforgettable… Can’t wait until Transformers 2 comes out. I hope there’s more Megan in this one and less Lebuff!

OK, I’ve been a bit selfish – I’ve been trying to keep her all to myself. However, I believe that Megan would prefer it if I wasn’t the insecure & over-protective type.

So, without further ado, I give you Foxy Lady.

Megan Fox celebrity profile


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I’d Tap That – Paris Hilton

Posted by Carl Schutte on April 2, 2009

A C-Dawg Pick

Paris Hilton Pictures

OK, so technically she hasn’t accomplished much to become famous, but I still find her sexy. I never saw The Simple Life, but I don’t believe that Paris is really that stupid.

I think that’s the appeal for me, underneath her stupid public image, lies an intelligent woman. I agree that her celebrity image is grossly inflated, but I want to get to know the real Paris…I don’t know why, but I’ve always seen the Paris behind the celebrity mask.

Failing all of that psychoanalysis, she still has sex appeal.

Hell yes I’d tap that… hell yes!

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Id tap that – Erin Burnett

Posted by Laurence on March 26, 2009

A FirstChild pick

It’s a global credit crisis and recession, in case you hadn’t noticed. And what better than to keep up to date with some pillow talk. That’s right, I cant think of anything better than whispered sweet nothings like, “Can you believe the banks paid out $400bn in dividends and bonuses in the midst of the crisis, that’s where the tax dollars went”. Or “did you see the yield on Treasury’s yesterday?” and “how about where iTraxx (TM) was today”. That’s right, I’m talking about CNBC’s Erin Burnett…

Here she is on the cover of Maxim:

and cute and feisty:

Oh no, look where the Dow is

Oh no, look where the Dow is

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