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Capped mofos!

Posted by lanktank on May 22, 2009

I’ve been capped.

Not “Gansta” capped like, “I’ll put a cap in your ass mutha f@cka!”

And not “peak” capped like someone throwing thousands of baseball, trucker and military hats at my head.

But rather, internet capped! For those of you living overseas (i.e. not in South Africa) this term “internet capping” may not be familiar to you. “What does she mean internet capping? Internet is limitless, isn’t it? I literally watch TV shows, movies and download 100’s of albums off the internet every day. Is this not normal?”

Well, it is… EVERYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD. But not in the land of S Africa. Not here where we wait 15 minutes just to watch a 2 minute clip on YouTube. Trying to watch Susan Boyle on Britain’s got Talent turned out to be a painful experience rather than a “feel-good” one. It doesn’t really seem worth it, does it?

Anyway, considering it’s only the 21st of May… I have 10 days until my internet is restored…please excuse me if the blog isn’t as up to date as it should be…. apologies. There will still be posts though!

On the bright side, I have learned from this error and in the future, will watch less videos on parrots talking and monkey’s singing… oh wait a minute, that’s not me, that’s C-Dawg….

Later Vaders…..

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Anyone else? #6

Posted by lanktank on April 19, 2009

Anyone else still watching Grey’s Anatomy, but not sure why?

Anyone else feel like Monday’s are just always there? Like all the time… Monday, Monday, Monday! They’re almost like every week or something!

Anyone else feel like if Wednesday wasn’t a public holiday (even though it is a voting day), they would maybe have to jump off the Absa Building?

Anybody else watch that Susan Boyle YouTube clip in Britain’s Got Talent?

Anybody else starting to get a little worried that summer seriously might be over?

Anybody else heard the lyrics to that “Kiss me through the phone” song? Jesus… aren’t they bad? And how do you kiss someone through the phone? And are we talking tongue here?

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