The Lank Tank

Why so serious?

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Am I…

Posted by lanktank on December 16, 2009

a loser for not knowing half these song?

In fact, don’t answer me. I couldn’t take anymore snark remarks. I mean, I haven’t had any per say but I don’t feel like any at all. I’m already working the whole of December… isn’t that pooey enough? Pooey or Pooie?

Anyways, have a gander…

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It was an accident

Posted by lanktank on October 29, 2009

Killer link… so silly, yet so funny.

Why do we all love a penis joke? Or an accidental dong joke…to be specific.

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That’s rap and hip hop baby

Posted by lanktank on August 18, 2009

Breaking it down for you…

Lyrics of the ridiculous…

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First Child – MIA

Posted by Laurence on April 21, 2009

This blog entry was brought to you by FirstChild

No, not the MIA with the planes.  I know, I’ve been missing in action.  What’s my excuse? Um, homework. No, but seriously, I have exams coming up  in two weeks and they are kinda important. Aren’t I too old for exams? The short answer’s “yes”, and the long answer’s “hell yes”.  So ja, thats what it’s like. But from 3 weeks, I promise to be more regular. Wait, that sounds kinda dodgy. I dont mean it like that.

Anyway, the point of this post is that with exams around the corner, I have found some good work-avoidance-sites, chief among these being McSweeneys .  You can while away many hours. Here for instance are their recession Nursery Rhymes.

Jack and Jill: OK, so Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. But, listen, even water is expensive nowadays. So Jack just innocently asked, “Do you really have to wash your hair every night?” Then, of course, they started getting into it, and Jill became pretty damn passive-aggressive, and unnecessarily, I might add. So then Jack fell down—maybe on accident, maybe on purpose—and he broke his crown. And, with no health insurance, they were both shit outta luck.

The whole thing

There’s also a bit on bad halloween costumes:

PHIL: That’s nothing. I remember one year my parents gave me a color TV set, made me run down the block, and then they called the cops on me. My costume was “the Thief.”


And then, you have to check out the lists. Now go get back to work.

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