Dearest Lank Tank Readers…
This time has come to bid farewell.
Unfortunately due to demanding schedules and the pressures of a whole bunch of crap that really I’d prefer not to be doing; The Lank Tank has to go on a hiatus, if you will.
Thank you to all the regular readers – hell, even the sporadic ones! It’s been a blast and hopefully when time and circumstance permits it, we’ll be back.
A few thoughts I’d like to mention before I day cheers:
– It’s never really as bad as it seems at the time. Unless you’re in a company meeting and shit your pants – then, yes, it is that bad.
– Turns out, trying Karaoke once, isn’t that humiliating – but don’t make a habit out of it.
– Don’t speak to people who wear Crocs .
– If a guy is sms-ing you but never really making an effort to see you – he’s keeping his options open. He doesn’t actually like you.
– Singing to your bride on your wedding day is lame…always. Unless it’s reeeeeally funny.
– Never trust a pink giraffe… they’ll take all your money.
– It’s never ok to listen to pan-flute music… not even “now and then.” (Sorry Gran)
– You can drink as much as you like on Sundays as long as you’re home by 8.
Keep well, and chat soon!
LT out.